The iPod Killer is Here : More Capacity, Better Selection of Songs

We have all heard about the many iPod killers from Samsung, Sony and the rest. But I have breaking news of the true iPod killer. This is an EXCLUSIVE so this is where the rumors will all start.

But on to the details you all want to know. This device has access to all the content you could ever ask for. It trounces podcasts for content and has all the music that you can get on iTunes .... but all is for free! Thats right, you will not have to pay for a song again. Just have access to music on the go in a tiny neat package and without DRM restrictions to boot.

The manufacturer wanted to remain anonymous. It is a little known company called Krey Song who so far have been quiescant in the market. But in the next few months the device will be released to the public, and let me tell you Apple's house of cards will come tumbling down. The iPod cannot compete with such an offering.

The player itself is tiny, smaller than the current iPod. It is made from a silver material though the manufacturing process remains shrouded in secrecy. But it will not scratch anywhere near as easily as the iPod. It also has removable batteries which last for up to 100 hours. What more could you ask for?

So what is the price you ask? It must be far more expensive than the iPod. Surely? Well no! It is in fact only $39.99. The price of a true iPod killer.

And here it is. The face of doom for the iPod!

Comments

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[Kai Cherry]

Yeah Tim, as per my email:

*You* didn't read *my* comment did ya'? :)

-K

[Kai Cherry]

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-K

[andreas]

and a timex is more accurate than a rolex
which would you rather own?

[Mark]

And this differs exactly how from all the other cheaper MP3 players with beter specs that aren't selling?